Holy shit that was the most relevant story on this forsaken website. I take my hat off to you.
*Tips hat* I’m glad you liked it.
disastergirrl replied to your post: The Tumblr feminist was in a dangerous situation….
I wish I could reblog this to my personal blog (this one) as well as my poorpoorpitifulme blog… D: There’s been so much feminist bullshit appearing on this blog’s dash recently… if it weren’t for irl feminist friends following me… :/
I know that feeling. There’s so much crap that clutters up my fandom/personal blog because I love SVU and femmeslash, which means most of the people I follow are femmeslashers and SVU fans, which means most of them are feminists, which means most of them fell off the slippery slope practically before they set foot on it. For every one good feminist who admits that men have issues, there’s one who reblogs a post supporting “teach men not to rape” because “cultural views of masculinity is one of the main causes of rape”. It sucks that it’s so hard to find someone who loves femmeslash who isn’t also a misandrist.
So every so often, an awesome post comes along that I really want to post over there, but don’t because I don’t want people to get mad at me. But sometimes, I get so mad at all the feminist crap that I’ll make a blatantly controversial post, I.E. saying that men’s rights is just as important as feminism, and breathe a sigh of relief at who unfollows/doesn’t unfollow me. :)
mistercakesblog replied to your post: The Tumblr feminist was in a dangerous situation….
THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STORY I’VE EVER READ
*Bows* Thank you, thank you.
The Tumblr feminist was in a dangerous situation. She was facing severe oppression from some loser neckbeards lounging around on the bus, their legs wide and taking up multiple seats. They were wearing fedoras and My Little Pony t-shirts, they were telling kitchen jokes, and worst of all, one of them started to flirt with her.
The situation was dire indeed. The Tumblr feminist’s oppression had become so severe that she was losing all hope.
But not to worry. She whipped her phone out and came down on them like the Hammer of Thor, taking a picture of their genitals and sending them to a Tumblr page to shame them. There was no point in asking them to move because, you see, they would surely have raped her had she spoken up.
The bus came to her stop and she disembarked, thrilled to finally be getting away from these oppressive bastards. But then she found herself in a much worse situation. A man in a mask and carrying a gun came up to her and growled, “Wallet, now, or I blow your brains out.”
But not to worry. This beautiful site had taught her a defense mechanism to use against oppressive male scum like this.
“No! Don’t rob people.”
The man gasped, “I’m so, so sorry, ma’am. I didn’t realize I had crossed a line. I’ll leave now.” And he did.
But then came one final insult. When she came home, her brother told her that her clothes were a little skimpy.
The Tumblr feminist couldn’t believe it. How could this patriarchal shitlord slutshame her like this?
But not to worry, for Tumblr had given her all the tools she needed to defend herself against oppression like this.
“I HATE YOU! DIE, YOU WHITE, CIS, STRAIGHT MALE SCUM! MISANDRY FOR LIFE! KILL ALL MEN!” she screamed.
And her brother stopped. “I’m so sorry. You see, as a male, I don’t understand what it’s like to experience anything negative at all, and I completely understand that when you wish all men would die, what you really mean is that you hate the patriarchy and want everyone to be equal. I’m sorry, sissy, can I have a hug?”
“No!” she shouted. “If I want to hug you, I’ll hug you. I have no way of knowing if you’re a rapist or not, so I will treat you like one until I’ve decided.”
“Okay,” he said simply. He was a good feminist now, you see.
And with that, the Tumblr feminist returned to her domain to blog about her struggles as a strong womyn and how her defense mechanisms had helped her so much, how misandry was the perfect solution to misogyny, and how taking pictures of men’s crotches without their consent was okay because some creepy men take pictures of women’s crotches without their consent.
It was still a cruel, misogyny-filled world, but the Tumblr feminist was confident that one day, her glittery “misandry” GIFs and hats would bring about the change she wanted to see in the world. One day, the patriarchy would be utterly smashed.
The end.
If you’ve been treated badly throughout your life, your natural reaction is going to be to get angry, and that’s understandable. Anger is born from terrible situations. Nobody can fault you for that.
But if your anger causes you to lash out at anybody other than the specific individuals who made you that angry in the first place, that’s your hangup. Nobody else’s.
THIS HAS BEEN YET ANOTHER PSA.
Computer: “accidentally” bumping phones out of dudebros hands when they are taking creep shots.
Should be an olympic sport. Extra points if you kick it into a wall so hard it breaks.
Hold it!
Provide evidence that he was taking a “creep” shot of you or anyone else for that matter and wasn’t just taking a a photo of something else.
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Whaaaa feminazis are calling out the bullshit men dooooo by making jokes…. That’s not fair my privelege is supposed to allow me all the entitlements whhaaaaaaaaaboohoo male tears.
so apparently saying you shouldn’t smash peoples phone simply because you think that they might be taking unapproved photos of you is male privilege.
Also asking for proof that you were in the right is a male privilege.
of course you should be allowed to assault people because you think is doing something you don’t like.
p.s. nice try on hiding your reblog so I wouldn’t notice it.
